Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not accidental, anymore at least.Sometimes on the phone at work, if a customer wants something sent quickly, I take great pleasure in saying "I'll whip it out for you tonight". And other various bits I can sneak into conversation.
We do spare parts, so I get a lot of people asking me for a screw. "Can I have a screw?" "Yeah, I'll give you one". We don't charge for the odd screw, you see.
Not funny, really, but it keeps me going.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:28, 2 replies)
Yup, phone jockey hereI often get asked "Can I just get it over the phone?" - not the type of service we provide, sir!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)
me too me toolove being able to slip in any innuendo into everyday conversation while remaining deadpan but inwardly laughing.
Goes over most peoples heads. That, or they're not listening anyway
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)
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