Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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And another...A classic from one of my friends which I remind him of every time we meet: Easter before last we were discussing university football tours and the tradition of t-shirts/polo's with a squad number and name on the back as our other friend had come back from such a tour in Salou (or somewhere). He prededed to tell us about one of the rather slutty netballers who (rather than going for something prosaic e.g. Woodsy, Sarah, slapper) had a number on her back above which was apparently written "Cum on my face".
Friend #1: I like "Cum on my face".
We go to pains to bring it up every time we see him.
(Christ, that's a shit story. I must be bored. Actually I am - supposed to be writing a bloody dissertation, it's getting nowhere and I'm on here. Up yours acadaemia)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:36, Reply)
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