Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Actions beyond the call of dutyMy colleague in IT needed to update our database systems one day so sent an email to our mostly female users as such ...
" Need to update the database at lunchtime so I will pop upstairs and lick you all out "
What he meant to say was he was going to kick everyone out of the system ... much hilarity from our users ... mega embaressment from my colleague the poor bearded rolf a like !
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:22, 2 replies)
*real lols*Haha, I'm clicking this because I love the playground-ness of "licking someone out" =)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:45, closed)
I betnone of them left the building at lunchtime....juuuuust in case....
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:07, closed)
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