Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Lectured by Mrs SlocombeWhen I was at college in the late eighties doing my IT diploma, we had a lovely lady in her fifties who used to take us (fnurk) for some module or other (communication skills or something). She was a very friendly, matronly type of woman that we all treated like a favourite aunt.
One day, me and a mate were dicking about (oo-er) playing Rogue, a character mapped D&D type game that was the popular time waster of the age. Mrs Lecturer came up, asked what we were doing and said that we should really be getting on with our coursework. The gentle nudging didn’t work, so she got a little more ‘aggressive’ in her tactics.
Not a word of a lie, she said “Look boys, if you don’t get on with your work I’ll beat you up! I know how to; I practice on my pussy every night!!”
Me and my mate, through barely stifled giggles suggested a brew to each other and pissed ourselves laughing all the way down to the refectory.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:26, Reply)
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