Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Dick Cheeseas consumer relations manager of major dairy products company in oz for 2 years the number of times I had to speak with a little old granny or gramps because they wanted to commend me on the taste of my dick cheese, or my dick cheese taste a little funny or my dick cheese is not its usual consistency...
see photo for proof
www.dicksmithfoods.com/index.php?d=products&p=cheese_spread
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:29, 3 replies)
When I read the titleI really hoped that it would be someone's name...
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Moey, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:35,
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Mmmmmeven cheesier...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:14,
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Don't forget the matchesDickHeads
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 2:58, closed)
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