Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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When I worked in 'fampton......there was a lady in the Training and Development Building who was in charge of booking out the rooms therein.
My mate Tom and I used to crack up like schoolboys every time we had to book a room, as the conversation invariably went something along the lines of:
"Training and Development"
"Hi, it's Prof KM from IT. Can I book the Seminar Room for next Wednesday at 10 o'clock"
"Ooh, I don't know, let's have a look."
*noise of flicking through a diary*
"Ooh Prof, I've just managed to squeeze you in there!"
etc =)
Length? Not all that, but apparently quite wide...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:55, Reply)
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