Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Spunk in herMy Gran is very much of the old school and therefore many words have a very different meaning to her than they do others.
A good few years back we were discussing my wayward sister (aged 12 at the time) and Gran came out with:
"She certainly has got a lot of spunk in her".
Cue much histerical laughing by me and my brother. She wanted to know what we found so funny so my Dad piped up with "Mother, these days spunk means semen". I think she was quite horrified.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:05, Reply)
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