Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Every time I take the bus into Wakefield, I seethis.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:13,
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When I lived in Upton, my bus to Wakefield went past that too!and now whenever I drive past I make my hubby drive slower so I can laugh at it. It never gets old.
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HahaI used to live down the road from this... Brilliant in its subtlety...
We tried to steal it (the sign) once. It's has better protection than the gold at Fort Knox!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:47,
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DASSS: you're not wrong there.I've seen it at least once a week, every week, for over a year - and it still makes me chuckle.
It's like the way the automated announcements at unstaffed railway stations mispronounce "Elsecar" at least once an hour, 16 hours a day, 365 days a year.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:29,
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