Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Library facialI worked in a school in Australia for my GAP year, it was a crazy time out there what with all the sunshine and a mistaken police raid on me when at work once (may write that one up later).. however my employers sent me to work in the library for a few hours each lunchtime with a little, late middle-aged Indian lady named Donna.
Donna was famed for wearing the sort of revealling clothes a teenage jezabel would whilst at the same time managing to be a typical librarian prude.
I distinctly remember her over a period of weeks getting more annoyed with this young guy who kept stealing from the library and told me and a colleague in broken English "When i catch that boy i am going to sit on his face!!!" to which i started breathing out of my arsehole trying not to laugh... im not sure if she meant "sit on his head" never-the-less i forgot about the incident until she caught this kid in the act mid-lesson and in front of a teacher and 30 kids exclaimed wildly "Boy! i feel like sitting on your FACE!"... not entirely sure if it innuendo but i got a cheap laugh, as did the whole class and horrified teacher!
Oh well...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:24, Reply)
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