Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My father and the lesbiamMy dad, asked the steely faced, butch lesbian working behind the bar in our local what "clam bashing" was.
Not really an innuendo as such, but he really didnt know what it was... and we lived near a river, and the local had a great reputation for fresh sea food - he'd put two and two together and made a bit of a mistake.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:26, Reply)
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