Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Who loves bobby?(For those who don't know, "boaby" or "bobby" is Scottish slang for "cock".)
The other week me and my boyfriend took our dog to the park. The park is popular with other dog walkers, so the dogs play and all us owners just chat to each other.
There was a chat about some of the dogs that hadn't been to the park recently, including one called "Bobby". One fellow dog walker - a lovely woman in her 40's - not posh, but then definitely not Jeremy Kyle fodder was there and loud as you like announced, "Oh I LOVE Bobby".
Bf immediately gave me the "stop it" eyes.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:49, 1 reply)
My mother's dog is called BobbyI will not look at this dog in the same way now.
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Thinker, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:59,
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