Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ImagineI was visiting my friends farm the other day, he's a poultry farmer. Unfortunately theres been an outbreak of some kind of mild chicken flu or something medical, and he's had to cull a lot of the flock, its actually been quite upsetting. He asked me round to help out with the clean up.
The process is a little gruesome, but basically involves putting the corpses in a kind of well, a little grave for chickens really. We then spread a kind of manure on them, and they rot down. As I said, not pleasant. We actually filled one of the pits but had one chicken left - my mate said, "here coke, help me ram this cock hard into my gaping shit hole" but without realising it. It was hilarious. But then we thought, well, you know, dead chickens and we started to feel, like, bad.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:15,
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"here coke, help me ram this cock hard into my gaping shit hole"gets straight to the point.
ha!
click x
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 20:28,
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Clackfor real?
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