Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Toss Elmoahh the good old Tickle Me Elmo... "Toss Elmo" it would scream to my delight.
Working in a petshop as a grotty young teen, the elderly owners put their prize cat toys dubbed "Pussy Ticklers" at the front of the shop - used to crack me up.
Moving on to being an IT guy, some problems are easy as hell to fix remotely but I would sometimes go up their their desks to get away from moronic boss/get a glimpse of the girl in account's norks... alot of time time after fixing you'd get "wow that would quick!" to which I would sharply reply "I've heard that before!" (yes, I am THAT funny)
Length? Is Elmo even a dude?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:53, Reply)
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