Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not chish & fips!A few years ago when I was living in Sarf Wimbledon I went into my local chippy and asked for a pie and chips. The woman serving replied (in a half Italian half cockney accent) "We have run out of pies, but we gotta the lovely rock and the lovely cod!"
This was fine until she repeated the last bit with a wonderful spoonerism "A lovely cock and a lovely rod!"
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Vambo, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:18,
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