Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Hot wifeswapping actionIs probably not what one of my best pals meant.
He and his Missus had just moved into a lovely terraced cottage in a picturesque Yorkshire village, and I'd popped in to see the new pad.
In the general flow of conversation I posed the perfectly reasonable question, "how are the neighbours?"
His reply: "Very nice both ways" made me blow snot all over the window.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:30,
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"made me blow snot all over the window."for that you get a click!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 20:17,
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