Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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You what...Was walking the dog when I bumped into my neighbours, a wonderful lesbian couple of later years. They had recently gotten a new puppy and were gleefully telling me about its mischief and destruction, when one of them bends over to ruffle my dogs' ears and cheerfully asks him -
" I bet you don't eat the carpet, do you? "
Fortunately I was only 20 feet from my local, so stumbled in and collapsed unable to explain myself. Bless.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:09, Reply)
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