Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Dickens CiderWhen I was first online there was a sound file that was sent to me which was detailing how a girl enjoyed (and I quote) "a good Dickens Cider."
I could never figure out what was so funny about it, until I retold it to friends, who fell about laughing. Apparently the young lady didn't so much enjoy "a good Dickens Cider" as "a good dick inside her"
I'm so naive sometimes...
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SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:26,
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