Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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God bless AmericaJohn Lewis's, Edinburgh, just before Christmas: I'm looking for suitable gifts in the Wines and Spirits dept. There's loads of expensive stuff. An American couple pootle up and look around.
"I guess this is where all the fancy liquors are."
I turned round and went "Arf!" before running off.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:40,
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