Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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a poorly observed request...Was already a little piddled and slurry of thought that evening, but went to a bar called Casablancas in Brighton. Got served by a lady in her 40's... though, my, her voice was rather deep... and those hands are rather big... and that throat looks..
"here you go" s/he says, passing my lager. "Anything else?". I'm peckish, but there are no snacks on display.
"have you got any nuts?" I ask, just as the penny drops. My expression flickers as I realise what I've just asked. So does her's. I got the feeling she took it the wrong way at first, and THEN realised it was an innocent enquiry. I retained my sweet composure as best I could. Incident and embarassement was 99.7% avoided.
Turns out she DID have nuts under the counter, she whipped them out for me, and I munched on them gratefully.
Length? A couple of centimters each, and salty.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:05, 1 reply)
AhhhCasablancas, I've had a couple of good drunken nights in there, but don't think I've ever done that :p
*clicks*
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:52, closed)
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