Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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HomophobeA very camp man at my work was in a rush to get home once, and said "right, i'm going to disapear".
The guy who sat opposite him yelled "poof"...
and then spent the next half an hour appologising and trying to explain he was trying to make the noise of someone disapearing.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:11, 1 reply)
Did you hear the one about the gay magician?He disappeared with a poof
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:08,
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