Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Congratulations! You've got AIDS!!I was in my local cheapo supermarket last week and the gentleman in front of me asked the assistant if they had any memory cards left. She said she'd ask and immediately yelled the full length of the store...
"HAVE WE GOT ANY STD CARDS LEFT?!"
The answer was no, obviously they've all been bought and posted. I won't be sleeping around in this town...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:13, Reply)
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