Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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While down the arcades...A couple of rather attractive girls I kinda knew came up to me while I was playing pinball. They were hinting about getting a ride home - a distance of only about a mile, but hey, free car ride!
In those days I could make my 10p last for ages, and I didn't even notice they were bored until one of them piped up: "How many balls have you got?"
I didn't think anybody could blush that much.
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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:24,
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