Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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whilst gardening one dayI was pruning things when I noticed my neighbour's shrubs were growing through my fence, spotting my neighbour sunbathing her bloated body I innocently asked "any chance I can trim your bush?" she very quickly went into the house : (
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Dill, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:44,
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