Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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mmm, nice boxA very happy-clappy excrutiating woman I worked with was talking at me at a do and overheard me saying to a mate that I hurt my back jumping off the wardrobe with the missus, a crap joke which went over her head. She then shouted out,
"I remember messing around jumping off the wardrobe onto the bed and ended up with a 6 inch gash"
silly moo
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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:13,
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