Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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spit roastOne sunday when my parents came to visit, I took them down to our local farmers market. It was the start of game season and there was a stall with braces of pheasant hanging off the side. Now my family is quite partial to pheasant - we all have gun licences etc. So mum goes up to the man and enquires about the prices. Trouble with a brace is that it's a male and female bird in a pair, which is great for a casserole or something. What she really wanted tho was some nice breast meat to do something a little different with. Would the farmer split these pairs? hell no. So my mother stormed off with the words "whats a girl got to do to get two cocks round here?" ringing in everyones ears. The old dear near me missed the pavement she was so startled.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:45, Reply)
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