Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Former Mother In LawBless 'er
Always used to get words muddled up, occasionally causing massive amounts of offence, but thats not the subject of the day, so...
Few years back, and she and her partner had the whole house redecorated. What better way to show off than by inviting a few close friends round for a nice dinner party and a guided tour.
All going well. Plenty of approving nods, questions about where things were bought and lots of praise for her flair for interiors.
'Oh now in the lounge, I must show you our new washable dildo rail'
She was ace, she was.
First time post, folks, so thankyou for playing.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:45, Reply)
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