Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Sorry in advanceThe other day I went to visit a friend of mine. We were going to build a veranda in his back garden but first we had to chop down some trees.
As we set to work I couldn't help but notice what looked like a set of leather seats framed by some doors and a canvas roof.
"What's that?" I asked him.
"Oh, that's the middle of a car that's just sitting in my garden so that this joke works," he replied. "I call it my Middle-o."
"Fair enough," I thought, as we cut down more trees.
Later, I saw a set of headlights shining through the trees, illuminating the front third of a decent-looking car.
"What's that?" I asked him.
"Oh, that's the front of a car that's just sitting in my garden so that this joke works," he replied. "I call it my Front-o."
"Fair enough," I thought, as we cut down more trees.
Much later I took a mighty swing to cut down a large oak, however the axehead flew off into the forest and landed with a thud. We ran over to see if we'd hit anything only to see the blade embedded in the boot of a section of that same car.
"Oh no!" I cried. "I've put an axey dent in your End-o!"
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