Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My mum has made a lot of accidental innuendos.I can only remember one at the moment which is a shame. She once walked into a store, and blurted out loudly to the cashier: Hello Heather, do you have fat balls?
For those of you who don't understand what fat balls are, they are literally balls of fat and other material that you feed to birds.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:01, Reply)
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