Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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classicMy mates mum, bless her, wasn't the sharpest tool in the box. She phoned up a fencing company to get a quote for their back yard, and the first thing she said was 'Hello - how much do you charge for your erections?'.
Funniest thing is that someone had to explain to her why the bloke on the other end hung up, laughing.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:15, Reply)
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