Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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teenage boy humour, really.two of my really close friends are guys, and i am thus privy to all sorts of sexual innuendo, tales of conquests and other things which i don't understand as being of the lesbian nature, all our appendages are detachable and don't poke our companions in the back etc etc.
so there we were, sitting in mcdonald's, and they decided to start waving their quarter pounders in my face (i'm veggie, and thus can't stand them) it went deathly quiet as i yelled out 'Come on guys, you know i don't like meat shoved in my face!'
the family sitting next to us left in rather a hurry.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:47, Reply)
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