Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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networkingA few years back a friend was helping me lay some cabling (way-hey) for a LAN at a student house I was living at. We were using those little white cable tack things (what are they called?) to nail the cable in along the skirting board.
We were taking turns with the hammer (NOT LIKE THAT!) and, kneeling, I put the hammer down to grab some more tacks. Just then my friend leaned over and said, "lemme just grab your tool", to which I, for some reason, instrinctively, replied, "careful with my hammer head!"
Length? about 35 meters of CAT 5.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:52, Reply)
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