Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Shiny new scooter related innuendoAfter riding my scooter home in the rain I dried my protective headgear before walking round to pick the kids up from the childminder; cue the immortal line "Sorry i'm late but I was polishing my helmet"
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juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:05,
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