Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Bonus points for it coming from my mother's mouth *snigger*Upon dropping a can of coke in the car whilst my mum was driving, I was about to reach down and pick it up when she uttered possibly the most indecent words a mother could ever say to a son:
"Oh Mark, please not here, it'll spurt everywhere!"
She didn't realise what she had said, so I followed it up with a "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 11:02, Reply)
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