Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Putting the fingerMany of you know about the Unix command 'finger', for getting info about a user, and I'm sure you all sniggered as much as we did about 'fingering' fellow students.
Now we had one post-grad who took offense to all this immature innuendo, so he insisted that in his pracs we'd refer to it as 'putting our finger on someone'. There was an overall reduction in sniggerage until I walked in one day.
ShowPony: "Has anyone seen Dave?"
PostGrad: "I put my finger up him a few minutes ago and..."
Sniggering resumed at previous levels.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:38, Reply)
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