
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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He's putting one of his kids to bed, we say good night to her... and she suddenly realises she's left her favourite toy downstairs and wants it in bed with her. It's called Lucky.
"I WANT TO GO DOWN AND GET LUCKY... DADDY!!! I WANT TO GO DOWN AND GET LUCKY!"
I nearly fell down the stairs laughing :D
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:40, Reply)
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