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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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i'm a call centre monkey for a well known breakdown company.

me: how can i help you?
customer: i cant get my nuts off...
me: (snigger)
customer: wheel nuts, i mean (snigger)

by this point we are both laughing out loud, where i advise i can only send a male patrol to help him with getting his nuts off, as we don't really have female ones!

much amusement was had by both! :)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:57, Reply)

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