Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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If Mrs Slocombe had a dogBack in my journalism days I was working for a local newspaper in South West London. We got a call about an elderly woman who had accidentally backed her car into the Thames.
The report came from a group of onlookers who had witnessed the incident from a nearby pub. Supposedly, the woman was more worried about the fate of her unfortuantely-named dog who was in the car with her and was overheard to shout: "Help me! My Fanny is getting wet!!"
(Unfortunately, once the story was published we got a call from the woman in question a few days later demanding an apology be printed. Her dog's name was in fact something very dull like 'Charlie' and she claims she had probably shouted 'It's not funny, I'm getting wet' due to the fact that the pub-goers were pissing themselves laughing at her misfortune. Luckily, as the fanny line had appeared in the story as a direct quote, no apology was printed.)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:01, Reply)
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