Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Hire Shop troubleI replaced my garden's crappy grass with false plastic stuff, this involved digging the old crap up, then laying 6" of sharp sand which then had to be compressed. To do this I needed a 'whacker plate', which involved going into the Hire Shop and asking the 7foot tall Arnie behind the counter if I could have a twelve inch whacker for the weekend. Yes he found it funny and so did the 20 builders in his shop. Never again
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 18:33, Reply)
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