Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ah Sports Day...A few years ago when sports day still existed and wasn't primarily a paedophiles haven, my school held one.
It was a brilliant affair with everyone getting the afternoon off no matter if they were competing or not. This meant the geeks got to finish their homework early instead of watching, whilst the sporty kids were lucky enough to avoid their homework altogether with a conversation along the lines of:
"I pulled a hamstring at sports day yesterday and was in too much pain to do it."
"You look fine now."
"I pushed it back in." (A genius retort.)
Anyway it was customary for the results to be read out over the speakers, and the male teacher (Deputy Head no less, in classic cricketing umpire hat) that day had also taken it upon himself to atempt a bit of amateur commentary. Needless to say he soon stopped after the boy who was winning the year 10 hundred metres was described with this gem:
"And now in lane 4, Boughton is spreading his legs and showing his class."
The only other memory I have of that day was my buxom English teacher sucking on a Callipo. Ah memories...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 21:18, 1 reply)
i just read that as. . . buxom English teacher sucking on a calliper
poliopervert
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 9:26, closed)
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