Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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"But it's what turkeys do!"In case anyone just landed from Mars, here in the US of A the big, wholesome family holiday each year is Thanksgiving (family-wise it's their equivalent of Christmas, but since it's non-religious it's the big event for the entire country).
Because of the traditional food that's pretty much required by law, a lot of Americans - including Mrs Spankengine - call it Turkey Day.
Imagine my delight when she showed me the nice seasonal greeting she sent to her clients. At the end she signed off: "Happy Turkey Day! Gobble Gobble!"
My friends and family back in Blighty are, of course, wonderfully amused by this.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 21:47, Reply)
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