Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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It must have...already been stated... but I really really do get a chuckle from the sign outside our local carvery/family pub....
'Enjoy a spit roast on Sunday - £14.95'
My ex isn't quite as competitive with her pricing, nor does she hold it to Sundays only... 'I'll be an escort and not shag them', my arse... but that's another story and probably way to much information...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:16, Reply)
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