Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not exactly accidental, but...When overtired I suffer an unfortunate lack of restraint in the general department of inappropriately salacious and sarcastic remarks. I'm neither particularly caustic, nor sleazy, so the surprise of this has got me a lot of friends over the years, but does get me into trouble on occasion.
I was training as a record store clerk, my trainer - a girl with whom I'd become immediate pals - was demonstrating the procedure of issuing a voucher to me. Enter item code, print out slip, staple to inside of voucher card, put in empty CD jewel case, open plastic bag and...
"Just slip it in there."
"Oh, I bet you say that to all the boys."
"Excuse ME!" said my pal, mock-earnest.
"Excuse ME!" said the rather prim looking middle-aged lady we were serving, very earnest indeed.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:31, Reply)
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