Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Followed by a stunned silence.About a year and a half ago I was around at the in-law's for sunday dinner with the wife, all three of her brothers, their partners and kids.
The eldest niece (aged about three) gets fed up towards the end of the meal and starts playing with a pea that has fallen from her plate onto the table. Mother in law, in all her naive innocence pipes up - "I hope you're not going to turn into a bean flicker like your Dad."
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:35, Reply)
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