Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Water-bottleWhen me and a friend were on a hiking trip, he suspected his water-bottle was leaking. He asked me to check it. I did and this is what I had to say:
“It sure feels wet down there”.
Realising what I’d said, I continued:
“If only I could say this in a different context”.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:39,
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