Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My apartmentWhen I first inspected the apartment I now live in, about four years ago, my cousin came along as he had a car and I didn't. My cousin is gay, which makes no difference to my regard for him, but does make this story slightly more impressive.
As we walked around the large, well-maintained one-bedroom apartment, we marveled at how cheap it was and in such a good location, too. In fact, the only real problem was a bit of a musty smell, which we agreed could easily be got rid of.
"A little incest should solve that problem!" I said...
Our faces froze in horror and we retired to separate rooms to weep in desperation/wet ourselves from laughing.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:55, Reply)
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