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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Flexible Learning Approach to Physics
Anyone out there who has studied physics at university may have come across this.

Usually abbreviated to FLAP, it is a collection of extremely boring modules produced by the Open University. Many of our lecturers like to hand out FLAP modules as supplementary reading after lectures, and encourage us to answer the questions as we go through them.

Of course nobody actually does this, and FLAP modules tend to end up at the bottom of the piles of paper and crap that is that is strewn across a students desk/floor and aren’t seen again until moving out time comes in the summer.

ANYWHO. In one exciting quantum physics lecture, the time comes for the FLAPS and lecture notes to be handed out but dear old Fouzia has no idea where she’s put them so quite loudly exclaims “Oh no, I can’t find my flaps!”. Of course this sets the vast majority of the class off giggling like cheeky school girls.

Following up by asking the students at the front if they can see her flaps don’t help either. Luckily she wasn’t camel toeing at the time (I think we all had a look to see if she was though).

Good times.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 12:48, 1 reply)
There's a medical test for determining how diabetic someone is, and it's called...QUICKI (Quantitative Insulin-Sensitivity Check Index).

Yeah I know someone HAD to have done this on purpose, but I still snigger every time I see it referenced
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:01, closed)

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