Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I lost my innuendo powersI'm usually the first one to take a dirty meaning from everyday conversations. However on this particular occasion I must have been having an off day.
I was talking to my boyfriend's dad about the colours I had chosen for the house. Both my chap and his dad have the same football allegiance and as a result, dislike too much red (I know, don't get me started). I had fitted a red blind in the kitchen but had put some lovely blue curtains in our room. His dad was teasing me about the red and I said, "Well it's only the blind that's red. I let him have his way in the bedroom!" And do you know I didn't even realise what I'd said until my chap's dad said, "I don't wanna know what you two get up to!" Try laughing your way out of that one!
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 14:20,
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