Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oooohhh Sailor etc. etc.My mate Andy rolls two cigarettes for the way home from work. One for when we're leaving and one for when we're nearly home. After the short walk to where we were parked we sat in the car and Andy put both cigarettes in his mouth while he took his keys out his pocket.
At which point two girls walked past the car and shot Andy (Rollies in mouth) and myself the dirtiest look. "What's their problem?" I asked in bemusement, to which Andy replied;
"They've probably never seen a couple of fags before"....
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:03, Reply)
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