Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Girlfriend just today, accidentallyWe were sitting having lunch with an old friend of hers who also happens to do Languages at uni. Myself and this girl's boyfriend joked around, mocking their accents, when my girlfriend pipes up with "that's what's corrupted my Rs".
Both of us laughed at this, prompting her (a veteran of much of my laughter) to say "it's not funny Joe, I don't just put it out for you".
I could have widdled myself.
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Dave the Mighty, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:41,
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