Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Two teachers at schoolMiss Cox and Mr Lovatt. They got married. I overheard her having a conversation about whether to go double-barrelled, and if so, whether to be "Mrs Lovatt-Cox" or "Mrs Cox-Lovatt."
Needless to say, she ended up just taking his name.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 17:55, 5 replies)
Which school was this?I had teachers with the same names at my school
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:07, closed)
i think i did too...i think i did too... Hagley RC high.... i can't quiet remeber but there were two english teacher with rude names that got married.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:44, closed)
No Strings:Anthony Gell
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:51, closed)
I don't think it's "needless" to say... I have a male friend who took his wife's name.
His "maiden" name was Dickie.
I spent HOURS trying to explain why Dickie is the best name in the known universe, but he went to an all-boys school and was still a bit traumatised.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)
Emily:I meant, rather than be known as a cox-lovatt for the rest of her career
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:32, closed)
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